euu typedd*:
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(Tuesday, June 27, 2006-)
+7:25 PM]*
# aries guys... lol-
>>> >ARIES MAN
>>> >
>>> >He always let other people walk in front of him, but he will get
>>> >there first. He is a very careful guy and small obstacles won't
>>>make
>>> >him fall easily even he thinks life is a very serious matter. He
>>>is
>>> >as romantic as any other Zodiac. He could look gentle, but
>>>inside he
>>> >is as strong as steel. Once he determine to do something, he is
>>> >serious about doing it well. He will keep any pressure or insult
>>> >deep down inside without showing emotion. You will never see his
>>> >emotion of burden or disappointment and always wonder what he
>>>thinks
>>> >or feels. He will well kept his feeling.
>>> >
>>> >You will never see a guy in this Zodiac involving in other
>>>people
>>> >business. He always concern with his own business. Sometimes he
>>>can
>>> >be talkative, but he will never give anyone advice if he has not
>>> >been asked. If you ask for advice, he will certainly give you
>>>one.
>>> >He respects elderly and senior, so you will see he is the type
>>>who
>>> >visit his parents steadily or often.
>>> >
>>> >He is a slightly shy but also a stubborn person. He will find
>>>many
>>> >ways to make you happy when you are with him, till you realize
>>>he is
>>> >the important person for you. Once he is in the "Power
>>>Position", he
>>> >will use his power gently. He is a good leader and "Gentleness"
>>>is
>>> >one of his effective method for exploiting his power. It is
>>>although
>>> >he is borne to be a
>>>leader. He never hide his ambition, and he is a
>>> >workaholic. he will not take any position that he has no
>>>control. He
>>> >will work very hard to reach his goal and satisfaction.
>>> >
>>> >Compliment from his boss or superior are never enough for him,
>>>he
>>> >want his deserved reward. His deep insecurity make him reach and
>>> >collecting valuable things, and this you may think he is stingy.
>>> >Actually he could easily spending money to buy things, traveling
>>>or
>>> >pay for things that makes him happy and he think necessary for
>>>his
>>> >need. He care what other people think of him and want to get
>>>good
>>> >comments or compliments.
>>> >
>>> >Outside he looks like stone and steel, but inside he is a
>>>fragile
>>> >person. He will hide and cover up weak emotion and his sadness
>>>in
>>> >order to maintain and keep up his "Image". One method of cover
>>>up
>>> >you could easily notice is suddenly if he is quiet, cold, or act
>>> >very strong or very secure. Often, he feels insecure, even he is
>>> >serious about his life and his own surrounding.
>>> >
>>> >This is the man who never hurry to get marry, so hardly sit back
>>>and
>>> >regret about his marriage later. If he gets marry, he need to be
>>> >very certain and very sure. It will take a long time for such
>>> >decision, so if you tell him that you are "breaking up" , you
>>>better
>>> >forget him for good because he will never coming back.
>>> >
>>> >He always keep his promise. If he said he will meet you in your
>>> >place in 2 hours then he will be there, unless there is a
>>>serious
>>> >accident or unavoidable things happen. He hate people who is
>>>late
>>> >for date or any appointment.
>>> >
>>> >He like to think woman should be a follower and
>>>take care of family
>>> >and working is a man duty. He does not like to compete with his
>>>girl
>>> >friend or his wife at work because competition already exist
>>>with
>>> >himself and other people. He will be very proud if he can afford
>>>and
>>> >care for his family. Do not try to over power him or insult him,
>>>he
>>> >can not stand it. He likes to be in control of every things,
>>>every
>>> >situations.
>>> >
>>> >He like a "Classy Woman" ,if she also comes from a good family
>>>then
>>> >it is a Plus. It will make him feel proud and very ego about her
>>> >status. Flashy type of woman , forget it. He like a perfect or a
>>> >nearly perfect housewife. He tend to be possessive. He will not
>>>tell
>>> >you if he is mad at you, but will act very moody to show you
>>> >instead.
>>> >
>>> >He like to hear sweet word and compliment so you can get his
>>>
>>> >interest that way. If he approaches you to ask you out, do not
>>>act
>>> >too stubborn or fooling around too much. He will get tired and
>>>just
>>> >disappear. He has to feel confident when he is around you, so
>>> >knowing this fact you should know what to do, right!
>>> >
>>> >If you want him, you have to make him feel like he is the most
>>> >important person for you. He likes a kind hearted woman , polite
>>>and
>>> >can get along with his family. When he feels sad, do not leave
>>>him
>>> >alone, but be very supportive. Kind words and your smile will
>>>win
>>> >him over, so this strong man will be like a chicken in your
>>>palm.
the story ends like this;
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(Saturday, June 24, 2006-)
+1:59 PM]*
# worst nightmare-
1). Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this
point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
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2) Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still
getting the same error message."
Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"
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3).Customer:: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done."
Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."
Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer:: "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer: "No..."
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4).Customer:: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support:: ?!%#$
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5).Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you
see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
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6) Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer:: "A white one."
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7). Tech Support:: "Type 'A:' at the prompt."
Customer:: "How do you spell that?"
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8). Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"
Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store."
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9). Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?"
Customer: "Pentium."
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10). Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."
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11).Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."
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12).Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"
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13). Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print
document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support: "What does it say?"
Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."
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14). Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24
hours."
Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"
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15). Tech Support:: "What does the screen say now?"
Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support:: "Well?"
Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?"
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16). A plain computer illeterate guy rings tech support to report that his
computer is faulty.
Tech: What's the problem?
User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
Tech: You'll need a new power supply.
User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.
Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.
User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and
it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.
10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech is
frustrated and fed up.
Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is
an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.
User: I knew it!
Tech: Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let
me know how it goes.
10 minutes later.
User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.
Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using?
User: MS-DOS 6.22.
Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with
NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the
file. Let me know how it goes.
1 hour later.
User: I need a new power supply.
Tech: How did you come to that conclusion?
User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he
started asking questions about the make of power supply.
Tech: Then what did he say?
User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.
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17) customer care officer:I need a product identification no: right now and
may I help u in finding it out?
Cust: sure
CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'?
Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer?
the story ends like this;
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(Sunday, June 18, 2006-)
+2:42 AM]*
# -
yesh... miami heats has even the series... now is 2-2... sian... san antonio isnt doing well this playoff... hope it'll regain its groove next year... i realise i become a jellyfish... so soft and you can easily defend me without any trouble during bball... you push me i fall down... can easily pwn me if you want... i have no more confidence... my defense sux... my offense is only good when i'm really concentrating... if not i'm better off sitting by the side and watch the ball... you think i'm good? guess you've not met the real competitive players out there... dont put too much trust in me... i can screw the game easily...
the story ends like this;
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(Wednesday, June 14, 2006-)
+1:47 AM]*
# -
box of memories... so near yet so far... have it but cant feel it... had a taste of it but never cherished it... my one and only one... if you've changed, changed for the better... hope you'll realise someday what it is all about...
the story ends like this;
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(Monday, June 05, 2006-)
+1:34 AM]*
# whats there to ...-
wha!!! nowadays girls becoming slut or seek too much attention? wear so little as if hoping to make guys bang into wall when walking... is it my imagination or what that girls are changing? or am i walking to a brand new interesting world? buay ta han...
i'm so lazy... e-learning week!!! more work to do compared to normal school days... then tomorrow still got simulation and thursday and friday have to go back for a different simulation lesson... i feel like simulating myself over this few weeks... see what will become of me... where is my shooting touch again? have to play more bball le... damn... jump not as high as before le... or is it my knee acting up again... but i still dont feel anything from it... still normal... then bball court just started renovating... cant play also... have to go sch play... haiz... but sch not really much pple to play with... haiz... sad sad... everytime play with my friends, didnt want to play seriously... i mean dont feel like playing seriously... i dont know why... too relaxed... they even say i smile too much while playing... have to smile mah... but i really want some serious competition to guage myself again...
the story ends like this;
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