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(Tuesday, March 28, 2006-)
+12:09 AM]*
# shower techniques leh!!! must learn hor-
**How To Shower Like a Man*
Take off
clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo'
sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair.
Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Wee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath
the whole time.
Admire willy size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the
'woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
the story ends like this;
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(Wednesday, March 22, 2006-)
+8:46 AM]*
# results out le-
| MM2207 | COMPUTER-AIDED DESIGN | 3 | | A |
| MM2420 | AIRCRAFT POWER PLANTS I | 4 | | A |
| ST004B | BASIC PRINCIPLES OF IT LAW | 2 | | B |
| MM2105 | MECHANICS 2 | 5 | | B+ |
| MM2022 | AIRCRAFT MAINTENANCE PRACTICES | 4 | | B+ |
| MM2620 | AIRCRAFT ELECTRICAL & INSTRUMENT SYSTEMS | 4 | | C+ |
lucky no modules below C really very lucky... although not really good but i'm glad that throughout the sem i didnt do any tutorial still can get this result... i'll start studying when sch term start le... year 3 liao... my last year in poly... dont want to do badly at last stage ^^ i'm off to work le... told boss i'll be late by 1 hr... not have to rush down liao... :D really thankful for my result in comparison with the effort i put in
the story ends like this;
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(Monday, March 20, 2006-)
+7:48 PM]*
# results coming out...-
argh... cannot get below C for my aircraft modules!!! if get i have to retake another 11 aircraft papers to get my license leh... pls pls... let me get above C pls... today attached to changi there to repair 35 kayaks... nb... making kaya also easier lah... pui... so much sand and sec sch children all like very free go there enjoy kayaking and spoil most of the kayak... next time i smack kayas on their face then ask them go enjoy with bread... :X
the story ends like this;
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